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Excerpt:
Lines are traded in order but with rapid pace and some overlap. Keep the pace up.
Daniel: I don’t want the power
Jess: I wonder what people think
Summer: It depends on who’s looking
Being a white guy
The first time they see me
They get this confused look
Euro-mutt
Something brown
Mistaken for all sorts of things
Plain, white-bread
Do they think what they say,
Some days I’m white, sometimes not
Anglo, WASP, whatever
Which is always
It’s how I dress, who I’m with
Do I have ethnicity?
Where are you from?
So, what are you?
Am I an ethnic person?
And I answer,
Ohio
I don’t know what to say
Where does my family come from?
And they’re always so surprised “Samoan and Portuguese,” in that order
What does it mean…does it matter?
Because they assume
Or sometimes just “Half-Samoan”
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