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Excerpt:
LOIS Wait. Peter’s still here? I thought he was heading back—
EUNICE Yeah. He was. But then after Dorcas…
LOIS Right…Dorcas. Yeah. I guess people probably want him around now. In case anyone dies.
EUNICE Probably. Anyway…d’you know where he’s staying?
LOIS Isn’t he over at Zadok’s?
EUNICE No! (beat) Are you ready? He’s at Simon’s.
LOIS Simon?!?
EUNICE That tanner guy—the taxidermy place.
LOIS No way. He’s at Simon’s?
EUNICE Yep.
LOIS But it…
EUNICE Yep.
LOIS (gags a little)
EUNICE I know! That’s what I’m saying.
LOIS (floored) Peter?
EUNICE Yep.
LOIS Is staying?
EUNICE Yep.
LOIS There?
EUNICE Uh-huh.
LOIS (beat) Eew.
EUNICE Eew.
CRISPUS Eew.
